Another incomplete top 10 list for ya'll to finish!
Because I'm lazy!
Because I'm tired!
Because Top 5 Lists are lame!
Because maybe I'm drunk! Who really knows?
So, here they are- the top 10 rejected recruiting slogans for the Cults of the Dragon Below
10. Squando rabbit hodge lyre floo green being is! (they're a Cult of Chaos, remember)
9. Because Cthulhu will eat you; we only might eat you.
8. Daelkyr Food: Now with extra screaming.
7. More speaking in tongues than the Silver Flame!
6. Favored Weapon: Heavy Pick! (Of course it makes no sense!)
5. Ritual Scarification: fun for the whole family.
4.
3.
2.
1. Once you go Breed Leech, you never go back!
As with the last one, go ahead and fill in numbers 4, 3, and 2!
Thursday, July 12, 2007
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Submitted by proxy from the official fiance of the DM, who still refuses to get a blogger account and post here:
Because the Daelkyr can totally take the Cenobites.
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